When you finally saw your doppelganger, you were unimpressed.  You thought he looked nothing like you.  This was after hearing that he was your spitting image––and not just hearing it from one or two people.

It seemed that every one of your friends had seen this man and, despite how long they may have known you, were easily duped into thinking that that guy was the genuine article.  James thought you were secretly working at the Stop-and-Shop supermarket on the side, too embarrassed to tell your friends, before realizing that it was just your knock-off. Beth told you how she embarrassed …